Trollop With A Laptop

As a real-life button collector and bumper sticker hussy, I thought it was time to take my own words on the go. You may have seen my name between the covers of your favorite erotica books. Now, you can wear me on your lapel. That is, if you have a lapel. Otherwise, I'll fit perfectly nicely on your jeans jacket, vest, suspenders, or messenger bag. I'm nothing if not caught in the 80s.