Miss Spazzy McSpazatron's Insanity

Who am I? How can I summarise the product of twenty years life experience, domestic violence, court hearings, government agencies, psychological consults, medical mishaps, student absentees, social slip-ups, gossip, virtual footprints, terrible fan fictions, angst-filled teenage poetry, animated obsessions, trading cards, drama class, Sunday school, alternative music, sex, mimicry, failed romances, MySpace, Bebo, Twitter, GaiaOnline, Live Journal, Gmail, Google, Google Image Search, pointless memes, more pointless social networking sites that make me want to be anything but social, kink, hilarious yet inappropriate jokes, skipping physical education, suduko, "Twilight"-hating, horror loving, zombie-supporting, Krumbine fan-girling, fainting, screaming, laughing, crying, bleeding, sleeping, eating, blogging, vlogging, creating... I could go on for pages more but we both know that we don't want that so let's just state the obvious, okay? I'm just a twenty-year-old girl living in the land down under with far too much time on her hands and an imagination that knows no bounds. A social security number. A high school drop out who can't sing, dance or do that thing where you put your head behind your feet in a freakishly kinky manner though she'd like to be able to at least accomplish the latter of the three if only to impress what few friends she has whilst intoxicated. Remember that girl next door? The slightly-overweight and possibly mentally unbalanced girl who never left the safety of her slightly shoddy house? The one that treated her cats like people and her people like cats? That's me. Who am I? Just a tiny little speck of significance standing in awe of the enormity of the universe surrounding her, and you know what? I'm okay with that. Really. Sure, I'll never make the top ten list for anything but the world around me holds enough wonder within it to keep me entertained until I, hopefully at the ripe old age of 110, draw my dying breath. What gets me is that people can complain of boredom when this world, this magical world filled with people and places to see, this isn't even the half of it! There's so much more to everything so, if you feel as I do or you wish you felt as I do or you're not sure how you feel about all this feeling because you're really only curious and you've never really done this before so you're kinda like an insane-blogging-lady-virgin or... Getting off track. Short, sweet and nut-bustingly simple people. Read it or don't. Whatever. Just have fun. Lots of love, kisses and compromising positions, xox Spazzy McSpazatron