MindFucks

I am such that, inherently speaking, by defining myself within the arbitrary confines of an ethereal, online box, I will, by virtue of the very action itself, negate that which I was seeking to describe. And I like it that way. As a general rule, I reserve the unabridged right to not make a damn lick of sense from time to time and undertake quixotic quest of great and mysterious import at random intervals and without prior notice. Please note that I cannot guarantee that I will refrain from behaviors such as trying to rule the world or alternatively starting and/or debunking monotheistic religions. I feel the world suffers from a distinct and definitive, not to mention most unfortunate, lack of pirates, ninjas, and witch doctors, and a fretful overabundance of lawyers, bureaucrats, and all other manner of Untrustworthy People In Suits and Dirty, Well-Dressed Bastards. The way I see it, the only real hope humanity has to survive long term is to correct this egregiously unbalanced Pirate, Ninja, Witch-Doctor, and Other Wicked Cool Stuff/People In Suits, Dirty Bastards ratio. Think about it.