The Krowface Store

Born and raised in New Jersey during the 80's, I was an incorrigible hell-raiser as a child, and I only grew worse as time went on. I threw away valedictorian status in high school for the thrill of sex, drugs, and computers. Shiva is my goddess, and I believe all things serve the beam. Nonsense is our salvation. I'm a gracefully aging punk rocker, a gun-carrying patriot, a warrior poet, an egomaniac with a low self-esteem, and an angry citizen.