Hopeedia

Ever since Bill Wilson founded A.A. in the early '40s, members of the fellowship have passed down hundreds of helpful hints and pithy sayings to successive generations of addicts and alcoholics, many of which are now mounted on faux parchment in faux-gothic script in church basements across the country. I've come to learn that these cliches are incredibly useful and decided to redesign a few of them so they're not so outdated.