Dazzle Zazzle Designs

Writer, painter, designer, musician, photographer, active in <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/please_help_desperate_dogs_in_nepal_postcard-239402351285587397">animal rescue</a>. Big on ideas, bored with execution. <a href="http://www.squidoo.com/embraceyourweirdness">Double</a> <a href="http://www.squidoo.com/tinselpencil">Squid.</a> <a href="http://metamorphosisink.com">Nine pierces, six tattoos, one under construction</a>. Volunteer for an <a href="http://www.volunteermatch.org/search/org51306.jsp">organization that feeds homeless on the streets</a>. Never, ever make the bed. IQ test determined I'm part of the 6-percent of the population that use both brain hemispheres equally, which makes me 94-percent weird, but not necessarily intelligent, and is really kinda scary. Squirrel whisperer. <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/merry_christmas_dog_stamp_postage-172469371862464403">One dog</a>, four cats, seven squirrels, three <a href="http://www.alleycat.org">feral cats</a>, and all the birds in the sky. No blog, no Facebook, no Twitter, no YouTube. Green thumb. Certified in <a href="http://www.deancoleman.com/reflexology.htm">reflexology</a>. <a href="http://www.cbs.com/primetime/ncis">NCIS</a> addict. Widely published humor writer, including <a href="http://www.bust.com">Bust Magazine</a>, <a href="http://www.utne.com">Utne Reader</a>, <a href="http://www.lumpen.com">Lumpen</a>, <a href="http://www.npr.org">National Public Radio</a>. Have published <a href="http://www.popmatters.com/books/reviews/litjournals/lynx-eye-journal.shtml">fiction</a>, photography, poetry, creative non-fiction, journalism, and original art. Best friend is a three-legged squirrel named <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/squirrel_usps_first_class_postage-172330251830318261">'Peanut.'</a> Volunteer photographer for non-profits. Photography specialty: <a href="http://www.zazzle.com/nelson_in_the_fridge_usps_first_class_stamp_postage- 172318222888105759">cats</a>. Avid, aggressive, flat-out suicidal <a href="http://www.rollerblade.com">in-line skater</a>. Favorite music: <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Punk-1977-2007-Anniversary-Various-Artists/dp/B000ZGWZJ8/ref=sr_1_1ie=UTF8&s=music&qid=1248025911&sr=8-1">punk</a>. Favorite writers are all dead, as is favorite artist <a href="http://www.lucidcafe.com/library/95dec/basquiat.html">(Basquiat)</a>. Favorite film: <a href="http://www.newline.com/properties/magnolia.html">Magnolia</a>. Favorite spectator sport: <a href="http://www.nfl.com">real American football</a>. Favorite hates: <a href="http://www.usmagazine.com">celebrity culture</a>; <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2009/06/05/world/middleeast/05prexy.html">U.S./Israeli genocide of the Palestinian people</a>; and Bill Belicheat, his lapdog buddy Boomer, and the <a href="http://www.secsportsfan.com/belichick-spygate-scandal.html">lying spying New England Patriots</a>. Educated in the <a href="http://www.go4ivy.com/bigten.asp">Big Ten</a> both grad and undergrad. Subscribe to The <a href="http://www.nytimes.com">New York Times</a>, <a href="http://www.realsimple.com">Real Simple</a>, <a href="http://www.smithsonianmag.com">Smithsonian</a>, AND <a href="http://www.gothicbeauty.com">Gothic Beauty</a>, so either my interests are wildly diverse, or I'm an extremely confused and conflicted odd individual. Best answer: all of the above.