A Sock Puppet Shop

I’m Patches the Sock! I’m a real live, honest to goodness cotton sock puppet. I came from the place where all socks come from, the store. Don’t believe me? Check my tag! I sure don’t live a boring life. I mean, how can I? I have eyes, arms, and a mouth that never shuts up. How do I know I’m a sock puppet? I have buttons for eyes, I have no legs, and you can clearly see a human arm sticking out of my butt. Duh! There is no reason to deny it it what makes me, me! Ask me a question! Anything! My favorite color. My favorite movie? Do I prefer the gentle cycle or dry cleaning? The answer is gentle cycle by the way! Dry cleaning has too many chemicals. Why am I doing this? Because puppetry is a powerful medium for positivity. There is too much negativity in the world today. If I could bring a smile to your day, even for a moment, then I achieved my goal!