T-shirt If You Hear Honking – Goose Gadsden Flag Parody

They don’t call them feathered guard dogs for nothing. This design features a fierce goose standing in the grass, styled in the spirit of the Gadsden flag, with the ominous warning: “If You Hear Honking, It’s Already Too Late.” It’s a tribute to nature’s most chaotic sentries. Perfect for homesteaders, rural property owners, poultry fanatics, and anyone who’s been chased by a goose (or secretly wants to be one). Whether you're defending your land, your flock, or your personal space, this shirt lets the world know: turn back now. Great for barnyard patrol, feed store visits, or just honking off the uninvited in style.