T-shirt Debate Starter, Funny Academic. Sarcastic

Ever wanted to wear your deepest, most impenetrable art theory thoughts on your sleeve (or, you know, your chest)? Look no further! This isn't just a t-shirt; it's a profound statement piece, guaranteed to confuse your casual acquaintances and delight your professors (maybe). Featuring a striking, abstract illustration and a caption so intellectually dense it could win a Nobel Prize in Obscurity, this tee is definitely not for your Sunday brunch. Unless, of course, your brunch involves a rigorous deconstruction of avocado toast. Wear it ironically, wear it sincerely, just don't wear it to a pool party unless you're prepared to explain "the dialectics of penetration" to a bewildered lifeguard.