Sticker Rond GLITCHED REALITY PATCH - Multiverse Malfunction

Yo, listen up ! This ain't your grandma's iron patch. This is a genuine artifact from a glitched out dimension, salvaged by yours truly from a Parallèlement universe yard sale (long story). Coupez le petit garçon sur votre veste, rouleau, or forehead and instantly become a walking paradox. Rumor has it this patch alters your perception of reality, unlocks hidden cheat codes, and makes you immune to Mondays. Probably. Les postes: "Pixelated reality warp that shifts colors depending on your mood (or the nearest Wi-Fi signal)" "100% untested for interdimensionnonal travel." "Includes a free 'How to Explain Your Existence to Aliens' pamphlet (mostly oodles)". WARNING : "May cause mild disorientation, sudden urges to speak in binary code, and a strong belief that geons are government drones. Only 12 left (because the rest phased through the floor). Don't miss out on this limited-time glitch !