Send Coffee or Rapture Me – Funny Christian Coffee Jumbo Stoffbeutel

For those days when caffeine is your only connection to the divine and the rapture feels like a solid backup plan. This vintage-style “Send Coffee or Rapture Me” design is brewed strong for the spiritually frazzled and espresso-dependent. Whether you’re stumbling into church, surviving a Bible study before noon, or just trying not to scream at Karen in the parking lot—this design has your holy back. Perfect for mugs, hoodies, shirts, and tote bags for those who believe in Jesus and java. Warning: may cause fellow believers to say “same.”