Pro Napper Occasional Advice Giver Dad Shirt

Give Dad the recognition he barely earned with this hilariously sarcastic tee: “Professional Napper. Occasional Advice Giver.” This vintage-style dad shirt is stacked with irony and style. “Professional Napper” takes center stage in a bold, curved slab-serif font with a soft drop shadow, distressed texture, and maybe even a sneaky pillow or Zzz icon behind it — because yes, sleeping is his real superpower. Beneath it, “Occasional Advice Giver” is scribbled in a thin, sketch-style font that looks like it was whispered… half-heartedly. It’s small, soft, and hilariously true. Designed in white and off-white with light gray accents, all elements are set against a solid black background for a high-contrast, worn-in vintage look with chalk smudges and faded flair. Centered layout makes it perfect for tees, hoodies, or mugs. Ideal for dads who nap like champs and share wisdom only when absolutely necessary. A spot-on gift for dads with dry humor and a soft spot for the sofa.