Mug Selective Hearing – Grumpy Chicken Coffee Humor

Selective Hearing – Grumpy Chicken Coffee Humor Coffee Mug Start your day with a dose of caffeine and sarcasm. This hilarious chicken coffee mug features a grumpy fowl clutching a cup of joe, paired with the brutally honest message: “I have selective hearing. I’m sorry you weren’t selected today. Tomorrow isn’t looking good either.” Perfect for homesteaders, chicken lovers, introverts, and anyone who needs a little humor with their morning brew. Makes a great gift for coworkers, friends, or family who appreciate dry wit and strong coffee.