Mug Love Me Not | Funny Heartbreak Design

Love me not — because some hearts come pre-taped and emotionally unavailable. This design features a cartoon heart patched with tape and puffing smoke, capturing the drama of rejection and the comedy of emotional boundaries. Perfect for singles, heartbreak veterans, and anyone who’s tired of romantic chaos. A hilarious gift for anti-Valentine’s rebels, situationship survivors, or anyone who’s emotionally off the market.