Not Today!

The “Not Today!” Collection – For Those Who Can’t [and Won’t] Deal Today! Grumpy, sassy, and absolutely relatable—our "Not Today!" Collection is dedicated to everyone who has ever needed one more coffee, five more minutes, or just less human interaction. Featuring our hilariously moody black cat with an unmistakable don’t-even-try-me expression, this collection is perfect for cat lovers, introverts, and anyone who thrives on sarcasm. 🐾 What’s in the collection? 🐾 From keyrings and magnets that set the tone before you even speak, to mugs that warn the world before your first sip of coffee, this collection has everything you need to express your not today energy. Keep your essentials organized with our accessories pouches, jot down your thoughts [or frustrations] in our notebooks, and carry your attitude everywhere with our tote bags. Plus, we’ve got greeting cards to send a message—with or without words. 🎯 Who is this for? 🎯 ✔ Cat lovers who appreciate feline-level mood swings ✔ Introverts, procrastinators, and anyone who just can’t today ✔ Coffee addicts who need caffeine before conversation ✔ People with a sarcastic streak [or a general intolerance for nonsense] ✔ Gift shoppers looking for something funny, functional, and full of attitude! Whether you’re shopping for yourself or a fellow grump, the "Not Today!" Collection is the perfect mix of humor, practicality, and pure mood. 🛒 Shop now—before your cat knocks it all off the shelf!