Hot Goose Warning Country Kitchen Edition Lange Schürze

Step aside, serpents—this apron belongs to the bird. Channel barnyard rebellion with a sizzling twist on the Gadsden flag: a fierce goose in the grass declaring, “Don’t Honk While I’m Hot.” Whether you’re wrangling chickens, canning in July, or just surviving dinner prep without snapping, this is your uniform. For rural renegades, spicy homesteaders, and anyone who knows heat and honk don’t mix.