Don’t Crow at Me Rooster Flag Parody Lange Schürze

Bold as sunrise and twice as loud, this fiery farm fowl isn’t taking any guff before coffee. A rebel riff on the Gadsden flag, this design features a battle-ready rooster in the grass declaring: “Don’t Crow at Me.” Ideal for homesteaders, chicken wranglers, rural cooks, and anyone who’s earned the right to strut in the kitchen. Country sass, served hot. No warnings, just wattles.